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"Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

Here's something I don't understand, why are there so many white guys that try to dress like they just walked off a Jay-Z video? When you see a white guy with a FuBu shirt and a thug walk, you just wait for the booty dancers to be "Backin' that ass up" after him. Those rappers all look good in the bright colors, Phat Farm, Pelle Pelle, and the bandana tied around their heads, but when you see white guys like that, "Pretty fly for a white guy" pops in your head. It just doesn't work as well for the white guys, sorry all you "Slim Shady" wannabes.

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by sara engel