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Top 19 Things a Wife Wonít Say...

1. Iíll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure youíve had enough to drink?
3. Iím bored. Letís shave my pussy.
4. Shouldnít you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart Do another one.
6. Iíve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. Youíre so sexy when youíre hung over.
8. Iíd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Letís subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, letís go down to the mall so you can check out womenís asses.
12. I love it when you play golf on Sundayís, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
13. Honey.. our new neighborís daughter is sunbathing again, come see.
14. I know itís a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
15. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentineís day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
16. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and ĎIíll invite my friend Heather over and weíll have a threesome.
17. Christ, not the fucking mall again. Come on, letís go to that new strip joint.
18. God.. if I donít get to blow you soon, I swear Iím gonna bust.
19. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...