don’t drive to main street EVER – ride buses or walk
don’t hesitate to push or shove people in furs on sidewalks
restaurant folks: if you can’t get customers’ attention to take their order, give them your phone number and tell them to call you when they’re ready.
don’t wear black (people will think you’re one of them).
don’t wear silver, puffy jackets, and talk about which famous person you just saw on your cell phone.
service industry folks: work as much as possible, there’s a bunch of dough to be made now
wait until the Sunday after Sundance to see the good films. They will all be playing at the library – for cheap, without the crowds.
accept any offers to work at private parties – name your price
wander up and down Main Street and see how much free shit you can get
wanna eat at a restaurant? get a reservation now or say hello to DiGiorno
go skiing. no one from out of town will. it’s much too hard to talk on your cell phone while carving turns.
want a quiet dinner out? go to Heber of Kamas – L.A.ites won’t ever see those towns. what for?
Harry O’s is the place to be. if you can get in, it’s awesome!
if your cell phone doesn’t work, try a land line.
don’t go into Copy Depot; but do pray for everyone working there