HEY ALBERTSONS! DID YOU THINK
WE WOULDN’T FRICKEN NOTICE THAT YOU STARTED MAKING THE DELI WRAPS WAY SMALLER!! WHAT THE HELL!!! YOU’RE EVEN CHARGING THE SAME PRICE!! THE ALBERTSONS DELI WRAPS USED TO BE THE MAINSTAY OF THE WILD UTAH DIET!!! NOW, YOU’VE PISSED US OFF!! AHHH!! UNLESS YOU START MAKING THOSE DAMN THINGS THE SIZE THEY USED TO BE!, WE’RE NOT GONNA BUY LUNCH THERE ANYMORE!! AND MAYBE NO ONE ELSE WILL EITHER!!! AHHH!!! BOYCOTT ALBERTSONS DELI WRAPS!!! THEY’RE SMALL!! AHHH!!! IF YOU WANT SOME GOOD FOOD WHERE THE OWNERS WON’T TRY TO SCREW YOU, GO TO CAFÉ MED ON 3300 SOUTH!! IT RULES!! THEY GOT GYROS, AND SIS KABOBS, AND THEY WON’T CORRECT YOUR FRICKEN PRONUNCIATION!!! BITE ME!!! TURKISH TEA WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! AHHHH!!!