OKAY!!! TODAY WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT GOOP!!! THERE’S ALL KINDS OF GOOP OUT THERE! SOME GOOP IS GOOD AND SOME OF IT SUCKS!! TRY ASKING FOR FRY SAUCE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT UTAH!! YOU’LL GET YER ASS KICKED!! AHHH!! BUT HERE, DAVANZA’S HAS A FRY SAUCE WITH SOME REAL FRICKEN ZIP!! IT’LL KICK YER ASS!! AND SPEAKING OF ASS! WHAT THE FUCK IS FISH SAUCE!! THAT SHIT IS NASTY!! AHHH!! TASTE OF SAIGON HAS A PEANUT CHILE SAUCE THAT’LL BLOW YOU AWAY!! WE CAN EAT IT ON CEREAL!! AHHH!!! AND DYNAMITE DOM’S HAS A CABERNET SAUCE THAT REALLY TAKES THE PAIN OUT OF GOOP!! THAT IS ALL!!!!