Phat Tat
Owner: Eric Franck
Size: six inches in diameter
Location: right calf
The Importance Of Intoxication
OK, now we know where to go for psycho fry sauce.
Stein Erikson is now marketing his own over-the-counter version of Viagra.
Don’t make me open up a can a Whoop Ass on ya…
Still nice to know that you can buy these. Did you know the seeds contain virtually the same psychoactive chemicals as LSD?
OK, there’s Whinnie the Poo, Pokemon, the Olson Twins–oh, and look, a Harlequin Book. Do you want your 12 year old reading this? “Hope looked at the point where his sex nudged the triangle of damp thatch between her legs… ‘Is this what you want?’ he growled. ‘Yes, oh, yes!’ she cried as he buried himself up the hilt… Her head fell back against his shoulder as he continued to thrust into her.”