There’s nothing quite like a spectacular mullet,
One so perfect you want to reach out and pull it!
Coifed to perfection,
or balding on top
Each mullet I see I can’t help but stop-
And wonder about the people who sport such a style
So tasteless and tacky it just makes me smile!
An observant mullet hunter can usually find
Specimens sportin’ mullets of a different kind.
There’s mulletinos, femullets, skullets and the like,
And let’s not forget the common dyke spike.
If you’re lucky, you might even spot a male,
Proudly displaying a long rat-tail!
Mullets go by many a name,
But those who sport them are mostly the same.
Often you’ll spot them pissing in alleys,
Or clad in wife-beaters at monster truck rallies.
Sightings are common where they naturally roam-
Freely ‘round dirt lots behind their mobile homes.
Perhaps those with mullets are right when they say,
There’s no such thing as a bad hair day!
So God bless the mullet, the style I love to hate,
And the rednecks that sport them and think they look great!