It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………….. 12 Calories
Without her consent…………… 387 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………… 8 Calories
With one hand…………………….. 22 Calories
With your teeth…………………… 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………….. 6 Calories
Without an erection…………. 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris……… 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot….. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary………………………… 112 Calories
69 lying down……………………. 178 Calories
69 standing up…………………… 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow…………………….. 386 Calories
Doggy Style………………………. 400 Calories
Italian chandelier……………….. 972 CaloriesORGASMING:
Real…………………………………….. 112 Calories
Fake……………………………………. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…………… 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately………. …………………816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old……………………… 36 Calories
30-39 years……………………………. 80 Calories
40-49 years………………………….. 124 Calories
50-59 years………………………….. 972 Calories
60-69 years………………………… 2916 Calories
70 and over………. Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………………… 32 Calories
In a hurry………………………………. 98 Calories
With her father
knocking at the door………….. 1218 Calories
With your wife
knocking at the door………….. 3521 Calories