| Yep! | Um, No Thanks U.S. Sentate – Orrin Hatch: Hatch said that anyone who has served three Senate terms has been there too long. If elected, this would be Hatch’s fifth term |
| U.S. Congressional District #1 – James Hansen: Hansen’s plans for “environmentally-sensitive and balanced multiple uses of Utah’s public land” have been shot down so many times that it’s like a running joke | |
| U.S. Congressional District #2 – Jim Matheson: a real person that will get the job done | U.S. Congressional District #2 – Derek Smith: Smith’s mudslinging TV ASSume he knows what Utah values are; also, a nice article in the Trib told what a dirty businessman this guy is; need we say more? |
| U.S. Congressional District #3 – Donald Dunn: another hard-working guy that has the interests of people in mind | U.S. Congressional District #3 – Chris Cannon: Jim Hansen’s chubby little batboy and muppet; Cannon’s done a great job at showing what he can’t get done in the San Rafael Swell |
| Governor – Bill Orton: campaign finance reform, term limits, open government, and tax reform? Truth be known, Utah needs a lot of changing; Orton’s got a brain | Governor – Mike Leavitt: here again, we need change; a Republican Governor touting change is like Switzerland saying it’s ready to kick some ass |
| House District 30 – Jackie Biskupski: this lady kicks butt and everybody likes her–even the Mormon Good Old Boys | |
| House District 53 – Rebecca Richards: only a Democrat that knows how to have some fun should represent Park City and Summit County | House District 53 – David Ure: Ure runs up your power bills, thinks we “did ourselves no great service” with the tobacco settlement, and clearly represents both the Church and the State; get this guy out of here! |
| Proposition No. 1 – Resolution Amending State and Local Government Provisions: we need to separate Church and State and alter a bunch of stinky old Utah provisions; no one’s argueing this | |
| Initiative A – English As The Official Language Of Utah: nyet! this is a giant, unconstitutional rat’s nest; sure, other states have done it, and lawsuits abound | |
| Initiative B – Utah Property Protection Act: between 1998 and 1999, government “forfitures” increased 700% in Utah; that’s probably why it’s on the ballot | |
| Judicial Retention Elections: everybody looks good except two judges; vote to retain Judges Burbank, Page, West, Van Dyke, Wilkins, Barrett, Boyden, Fratto (Jr.), Hanson, McCleve, Quinn, Stirba, Behrens (Jr.), Stott, Shumate, and Steele | Judicial Retention Elections: according to the Utah State Judicial Perfomance Surveys, two judges do not stack up to the others; Judge Dennis Frederick and Judge Leslie A. Lewis should not be retained |