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THE SCREAMING RESTAURANT REVIEW

WE HAVE TWO RESTAURANTS FOR YOU LISTEN TO TODAY!!!

THE FIRST RESTAURANT IS MID MOUNTAIN AT PARK CITY MOUNTAIN RESORT!!! WE THINK IT SUCKS!!! THE FOOD IS SLOP, THE PEOPLE ARE ALL RUDE! EXCEPT FOR A BUSBOY NAMED WOODY! AND THEY ARE ESPECIALLY INCONSIDERATE TO THE PARK CITY MOUNTAIN EMPLOYEES!!! AAAHHHH!!!! IF YOU EVER GO THERE, DON'T GO THERE! CAUSE WE THINK IT SUCKS!!!!

NUMBER TWO!: TASTE OF SAIGON ON MAIN STREET ROCKS!! THE FOOD IS GREAT! THE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST! AND TASTE OF SAIGON DOESN'T CHARGE THE GOD DAMN PARK CITY NICE PRICE!!!! IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE!!! AAAHHH!!! EAT THERE!! YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!! AAAHHHH!!!