License Plates
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Ax Me About Ebonics
Boldly Going Nowhere
Cat: The Other White Meat
Don’t Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause people
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
Thank You For Pot Smoking
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer
(Biker version) If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich
Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen
Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?
And your point is?
Next mood swing: 6 minutes