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From The Mouths of Babes

A third grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Itís hard to believe these were actually done by third graders, but there are some good ones-nonetheless. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than..................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the .......................bug is close.
Itís always darkest before..............Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of........termites.
You can lead a horse to water but.......how?
Donít bite the hand that................looks dirty.
No news is..............................impossible.
A miss is as good as a..................Mr.
You canít teach an old dog new..........math.
If you lie down with dogs, youíll.......stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.........................me.
An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax.
Where thereís smoke thereís.............pollution.
Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is........................not much.
Twoís company, threeís..................the Musketeers.
Donít put off till tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ............ you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as...............Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded.
If at first you donít succeed............get new batteries.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.
And the favorite .....
Better late than ........................pregnant.

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